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That leads on to Tony Macaroni, a ‘ wee Italian man‘ that little Jimmy claims to have met. Here we have a load of plodding bass and accordion that once again gives us a catchy melody and foot-tapping tempo. Ian puts on a Scottish-Italian accent (as best I can describe it) as this silly narrative flows along with Wee Jimmy’s main vocals as Tony Macaroni and Wee Jimmy chat. Their dalliances were apparently revealed when Janette noticed glitter from the assistant’s leotard on her husband’s body – and Ian complained his wife smelled of leopards.

I don’t care what people think,” says Janette. “It has made us a livelihood and we’ve sustained it. It wouldn’t have lasted if it wasn’t funny. Adult audiences know we are man and wife. The funny bit is me at 68 being the only schoolboy with a bus pass!”

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Kelly Ripa is pretty in pink as Barbie and her husband Mark Consuelos dons stripes as Ken for their Halloween special on Live With Kelly & Mark During the 2010 panto season, the Krankies made a re-appearance in Scottish pantomime alongside John Barrowman at the SECC for Aladdin. They appeared as the Police, with Janette parodying Susan Boyle and Lady Gaga, and making an appearance as Wee Jimmy Krankie. The Krankies returned alongside Barrowman in 2011 and soon became SECC veterans. After four years, Barrowman announced he would not return, and David Hasselhoff joined The Krankies for the 2015 pantomime. In 2016, they joined Barrowman again in pantomime at Birmingham Hippodrome, and in 2017 at Manchester Opera House. The Krankies Klub – BFI entry". Ftvdb.bfi.org.uk. Archived from the original on 18 October 2012 . Retrieved 22 April 2010. Kendall Jenner steps out in business casual for a meeting in Los Angeles... after partnering with sister Kylie Jenner for a Batman Forever costume EXCLUSIVE - Pictured: Pregnant woman who was crushed and seriously injured by Rottweiler that fell out of a third-floor window

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Police shoot unarmed woman wearing Islamic veil and 'threatening to blow herself up while screaming Allahu Akbar' at Paris metro station The Krankies are a married couple from Scotland, actually called Janette and Ian Tough, who started as a cabaret act in the 70s and went on to perform as a comedy duo in their own TV show, even releasing a single named after their famous catchphrase of ‘Fan-Dabi-Dozi!’ This album was definitely not as ‘bad’ as I expected it to be, and at times it’s actually quite fun and catchy. Today’s April Fool’s Day bonus Pop Rescue from an uncertain fate, is 1981’s It’s Fan-Dabi-Dozi!– the second album by Scottish comedy couple The Krankies. Will this album have you Krankin’ up the volume, or is it a full on Dozi listen? The Krankies – Fan-Dabi-Dozi! (1981) album. Travis Kelce's family 'a little worried' for his safety with Taylor Swift due to how intense Swifties have been since they started dating